There’s been speculation circulating the internet for years that Ash is a Time Lord. He never gets older, he’s had a number of companions, and he has the ability to store large things in very small containers.

Well I’m here to tell you that everyone’s been looking at the wrong person, as Ash is the true companion. Who’s the real doctor? Pika…who? No, it’s Doctor Chu!

A new Halolz design plucked out of time and space by ColonelCheru!

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"Look my liege! ’tis Skyrim!"

"Skyrim?"

"Skyrim!"

("It’s only a model.")

Based on the popular Halolz submission!

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Look out Rotom, there’s a new electric/ghost type in town! And all because I forgot to leave food out for Pikachu during my vacation to the Orange Islands!

Don’t worry though, you don’t need a Silph Scope to see this Pokemon! Pikaboo is charged with so much latent electricity that he glows in the dark!

From the popular HALOLZ submission, featuring original artwork by Fred Wood!

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As a respected leader at the Pewter City gym, Brock has always been a man you can trust.

That’s why this November, we’re looking to you to vote for a man who will provide the rock solid leadership you expect from your Kanto governement.

So this election, cast your vote for Brock Obama! A vote for Brock is a vote for stability and security.

When the going gets tough, the tough get Rock pokemon!

A design by Shawn and April, based on the popular Halolz submissions!

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Hey baby. I want you inside me!

It’s the only way I can copy your abilities!

Oh sure, that little pink puffball looks adorable… but he’s actually an insatiable killing machine!

No, seriously! Maybe you hadn’t noticed, but when the tasty residents of Dreamland go in, they don’t come out!

A classic Halolz shirt design that has returned with brand new art!

Grab one today before they are sucked into Kirby’s gaping maw!

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I’m on a boat! I’m on a boat!
Everybody look at me ’cause I’m sailin’ on a boat!

I’m on a boat Ganondorf, take a look at me, straight flowin’ on a boat on the Great Sea.

Bustin’ five knots, wind waker in my coat, you can’t stop me Ganon… ’cause I’m on a boat!

From the popular HALOLZ submission by Jonny Menace!

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Wake up to a nice cup of Starfox Coffee on your Wolf Wednesday.

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Hungry? Super smash your taste buds with a delicious sub from
Falcon Lunch! (The official Mute City eatery fully endorsed by local F-Zero superstar Captain Falcon!)

And while you’re there, be sure to
try a cool refreshing glass of
falcon punch! It really beats the heat, despite the fact that the drink itself is indeed, on fire.

Remember, at Captain Falcon’s
every meal is a punch to the gut…
with flavor! Show me ya’ Food!

From the popular HALOLZ submissions, featuring original artwork by Caldwell Tanner!

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The notorious internet video that the Mushroom Kingdom doesn’t want you to see!

Daisy seems into it but I think Peach is just experimenting…

From the popular HALOLZ submission!

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*Link plays the Song of Storms*

*The crowd goes silent*

Hmm, I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it…

Hey McFly! Why don’t you make like a deku tree and get outta here!

From the popular HALOLZ submission, featuring original artwork by Caldwell Tanner!

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