The first two years of Awkward Zombie were a tumultuous time indeed. Friends became enemies, enemies became friends, and a plucky lad by the name of Roy (and his bestest friend Marth) learned the true meaning of Christmas.

Actually none of those things happened. Want to know what DID happen? Well you COULD go to the Awkward Zombie site and read the archives… but what if you get half way through and your internet connection is severed? What then?!

So why not play it safe and pick up this brand new Volume 1 book? It’s got plenty of extras and looks sharp on any bookcase!

Features:

• • First 100 AZ strips in full color
• • All new multi-page comics
• • Other mysterious bonus content
• • Limited edition hardcover includes
•    gold foil cover & ribbon bookmark

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• Hardcover (Limited Edition)………… $74.99 

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They say there’s no time for frivilous things llike love on the noble fields of battle, but how could one not be smitten by such an arodable horse mounted battle cleric like yourself?

Oh that beautiful smile… ah, that innocent laugh… no healer in all of Ylisse can bring me back to full fighting strength like you can!

An all new Fire Emblem inspired Awkward Zombie design by Katie Tiedrich!

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• Ladies (Cute Cleric Kiwi) ………………… $17.99 

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Sometimes it’s hard to make it past the start. Green Hill Zone has all those loop de loops. Marble Hill Zone has lava. Labrynth Zone is 90% water. And don’t get me started on Scrap Brain Zone!

There are times you need to get to the end, and quick. And for that, you need to know the code!

An informative new design by
Psy and Dave!

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Foolish mortal… you could search across all nine realms of Asgard and you’d still never find a cereal as deliciously sugar-coated as Bifrösted Loki Charms!

Packed full of mini bite-sized marshmallow shapes, Loki Charms contains your daily dose of magical energy and essential nutrients!

Also they can make you fly! And uh… shoot energy bolts from your hands! What, you don’t believe me? The Trickster God wouldn’t lie!

A delicious crossover by Bamboota and Elliot Fernandez!

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Did you know that PSY’s hit "Gangnam Style" is actually a social commentary on the lifestyles of Seoul’s Gangnam district?

Perhaps Batman’s "Gotham Style" holds a similar message?

Or maybe he just got sick of doing the Batusi.

An original design by April Hoera and Brandon Keller.

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Do you love non-sequitur internet memes with cute animals? Does the thought of cramming candy up a duck’s dumpster fill you with glee? And you’re actually proud of that? Well, friend, you’re in luck!

The brentalfloss comic team is proud to bring you DUCK BUTT LOLLIPOP! Finally, you can cosplay as Brent’s roommate, mallard taxidermist, and friend to llamas everywhere, Travis!

What are you waiting for?! Pick up your Duck Butt Lollipop shirt today and let fowls the world over know that you are to be feared and respected!

Also Available for a Limited Time: The FlossPlay Bundle! Get both the Duck Butt Lollipop shirt and the Note Block to unlock the full FlossPlay Experience.

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Thorgi son of Odog!
Dog Avenger!
Dog of Thunder!

Move over Frog Thor, there’s a new Pet Avenger in town!

From LOLDWELL comic "Pop Corgis" by H. Caldwell Tanner!

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We all find ourselves facing off against legendary Pokémon from time to time, and there’s nothing quite like having a ghostly companion by your side to intimidate them into submitting to your will.

Prevent the escape of your foes, or maybe just offend strangers who pass you by with disapproving glances.

From Hejibits comic "Scuba Entei" by John Kleckner!

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Most Pokemon type advantages are easy to remember: water beats fire, fire beats grass…

But when it comes to the stranger ones, well, everyone seems to have their own special mnemonics!

From Awkward Zombie comic #162 "Pokemnemonic" by Katie Tiedrich!

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"You should not have come here, human. Why do you cross through my domain?"

"I was on my way to the kitchen for a snack and I got lost."

"You ended up in the twelfth plane of torment on your way to the kitchen?"

"I am not a clever man."

What can I say, some people choose the road less travelled! Usually those are the people who didn’t do their fact checking first.

A brand new Buttersafe design from the strip "The Detour!"

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