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Aperture Science would like to remind you that despite what the Weighted Companion Cube may or may not have told you during the previous experiment, art and science are highly incompatible disciplines and any further attempts to combine the two will result in a potential loss of cake.

Testing will resume in three… two… one…

An original piece by Megan Lara!

Available in:

  • Mens (Sentry Gun Slate) $19.99
  • Ladies (Companion Cube Silver) $21.99

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Alert fellow test subjects! 

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