Scout here! Y’know, runnin’ rings around all them molasses-slow dummies out there on the battle-field is thirsty frickin’ work.

But when it comes to quenchin’ that thirst, only one thermonuclear thirst detonator packs all the “Atomic Punch” you’ll ever need.

Bonk! is fulla radiation, which as we all know is pretty great for givin’ people superpowers. Just one can’ll blast ya into a few-second rush of radioactive energy so powerful you’ll be dodgin’ bullets like they ain’t even there!

• 12 oz. Drink Tumbler ……………… $12.99 

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People say video game cosplay takes a lot of hard work. Personally I think they’re crazy…

I mean all you have to do is buy one of these Amazing Minecraft Cardboard Heads and POW, you’re instantly transformed into your favorite Minecraft character!

Not convincing enough? Well hey, you can always add a sword or pickaxe to the ensemble!

Features:

• • 12″x12"x12" Cardboard Head
• • Lightweight & Easy To Assemble

• Cardboard Mask ………………………… $19.99 

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Who’s the Pyro’s best friend? Why the Mayor of Pyroland himself, the Balloonicorn!

Direct from the Meet the Pyro video comes this adorable new plush!

Even if you can’t view the world in Pyrovision, you’ll still be able to see (and hug!) this twelve inch tall pink bundle of joy!

And if that wasn’t enough, each Balloonicorn comes with a code for a genuine quality TF2 Balloonicorn item! Share the magic with your friends, and your enemies!

• Team Fortress 2 Plush …………… $24.99 

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Any angler worth his salt will tell you that fishing in the high seas is a dangerous sport.

From the torrential rains of the Stormy Seas to the icey winds of the Arctic Floes… there’s no shortage of hazards that Billy has faced in his quest for redemption.

How does he survive it all? With the help of proper headwear of course!

And now you too can protect your delicate head from the elements with this stylish replica of Billy’s fishing hat!

Also as an added bonus, every hat comes with a limited edition Ridiculous Fishing print!

Features:

• • Standard size cap (adjustable fit)
• • Includes a bonus print

• Fishing Cap ……………………………………$19.99 

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The last ten years haven’t been very kind to the Blue Blur.

Imagine if you had to spend most of your life foiling the plans of an egg shaped mad scientist, only to get knocked out of the spotlight by a dark rival with guns! Times really have been tough for the little guy.

Couple that with an almost unavoidable addiction to warm delicious, golden rings (that are seriously just laying all over the place) and you have a surefire recipe for the blues.

A new Sure to be Ban’d design by Fred Wood!

Available in:

• Mens (Navy Blue Blur) ……………………$17.99 
• Ladies (Shadowed Cobalt) ……………$19.99 

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The life of an Aperture Science test subject is not an easy one.

Between the nearly unsolvable spacial puzzles, dangerous sentry turrets, and a murderous AI that’s full of contempt, there are plenty of reasons to be stressed out.

But somehow Chell puts up with it all, and doesn’t even utter one word of complaint! Now that’s a woman who is dedicated to science.

Features:

• • 7″ Tall, Fully Articulated
• • Includes Light Up LED Portal Gun
• • Limited to 15,000 Pieces

• Limited Edition Figure ………………$24.99 

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Some Pokémon Leagues have outlawed the use of armor or costumes, but none have ever stopped the use of drink caps.

So equip one of those babies with a couple of canisters of full restore, and not even Champion Lance can bring you and your Dragonite down!

A new design from the Hejibits strip Underhanded Tactics by John Kleckner!

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• Mens (Sweet Blackberry) …………………$17.99 
• Ladies (Juicy Grape) ……………………….$19.99 

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Nicknamed "Rosie" after the iconic ‘Rosie the Riveter’ posters of the era, this rivet gun toting Big Daddy model was often exploited as free labor to reconstruct the underwater city of Rapture.

However once the city was plunged into civil war, it was pressed into service as a bodyguard, using its powerful rivet gun and proximity grenades to defend Little Sisters to the death.

Features:

• • Deluxe Scale Figure
• • 7″ Tall, Fully Articulated
• • Includes Rivet Gun & Backpack
• • Highly Detailed

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Time Fcuk is a game about warping time and space to adjust your perspective. It may seem confusing, but don’t worry… you usually give yourself some good advice (from your future-self in the next room!)

But hey if that’s not enough, maybe wearing this shirt will bless you with some perspective!

Or it’ll cause a small chronologically- displaced version of yourself to start growing out of your head.

From Edmund McMillen’s indie hit Time Fcuk, available now in The Basement Collection!

Available in:

• Mens (Black Void) …………………………$18.99 
• Ladies (Fcuking Darkness) …………$20.99 

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Hello my friend, and welcome to Columbia! A vision of a great city!

While you’re here be sure to take in the magnificent view of the skyline! And have you tried one of our amazing Vigors yet? They will truly change your life!

Oh and you may want to keep your voice down around those Boys of Silence, they’re hearing is a tad sensitive.

Features:

• • 7″ Tall, Fully Articulated
• • Elizabeth has real fabric skirt
• • Boy of Silence has hidden
•    mouth opening mechanism
• • Motorized Patriot is over 9″ tall

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