Cave Johnson here!

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from years of testing, it’s that Aperture Laboratories brand turrets make excellent motivators!

Be it human or robot, nothing keeps a test subject light on his
(or her) feet quite like a laser-eyed sentry crammed full of bullets.

But I know what you’re thinking, military-grade weapons are expensive! And with the rising cost of ammunition, I could never afford such an efficency booster!

Well worry no more! Today we’re proud to announce the next best thing… our life-size inflatible turret!

It may not shoot bullets, but it’s big, it’s watching you, and it will keep your employees, neighbors and any other test subjects completely paranoid.

Cave Johnson, we’re done here.

• 40" Inflatable Turret…………… $21.99

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