When company comes over, let your visitors know that spatters of any kind are unacceptable.

Seriously, what civilized person puts a cup glistening with condensation on a bare wooden table? Somebody with a deathwish, that’s who.

If you’re a fan of Dexter, serial murder, blood spatter, or perfectly clean coffee tables, you should get your hands on this set of coasters!

Made of clear glass with various blood spatter patterns printed on them, these coasters protect your furniture in style! Also rubberized feet underneath protect your table from scratches and keep things from sliding around.

Features:

• • Set of six glass coasters
• • Engraved wooden storage box
• • Rubberized feet protect your
•    table, prevent sliding
• • An official Dexter collectible

• Glass Coaster Set……………….. $21.99 

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Dee Deeeee! You eeediot!
I will keeeeell yoooou!

It’s been a while since I watched the cartoon show, but I don’t remember Dexter’s lab lined with clear plastic and filled with blood splatter.

From LOLDWELL… your source for image-based laughtermagic!

Available in:

• Mens (Slice of Life Blue) $18.99
• Ladies (Dark Shadow Dusk) $20.99
• Sweatshirt (Night Stalker Navy) $36.00

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