Catching legendary Pokémon has always been a trainers greatest challenge, but no legendary is quite as maddening to wear down as the sleepwalking Entei!

Oh sure, Pokémon like Mewtwo and Ho-Oh are higher level, but at least when you put them to sleep they don’t run off into the wilderness!
I mean come on, it doesn’t even make sense!

From Awkward Zombie comic #152 “Runaway” by Katie Tiedrich!

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I’m on a boat! I’m on a boat!
Everybody look at me ’cause I’m sailin’ on a boat!

I’m on a boat Ganondorf, take a look at me, straight flowin’ on a boat on the Great Sea.

Bustin’ five knots, wind waker in my coat, you can’t stop me Ganon… ’cause I’m on a boat!

From the popular HALOLZ submission by Jonny Menace!

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Wake up to a nice cup of Starfox Coffee on your Wolf Wednesday.

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Hungry? Super smash your taste buds with a delicious sub from
Falcon Lunch! (The official Mute City eatery fully endorsed by local F-Zero superstar Captain Falcon!)

And while you’re there, be sure to
try a cool refreshing glass of
falcon punch! It really beats the heat, despite the fact that the drink itself is indeed, on fire.

Remember, at Captain Falcon’s
every meal is a punch to the gut…
with flavor! Show me ya’ Food!

From the popular HALOLZ submissions, featuring original artwork by Caldwell Tanner!

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Mario’s been dying for us for decades… It’s a good thing Yves Bourgelas took the time to memorialize his commitment to our (sometimes careless) gaming blunders with this original illustration entitled “25 Years of Dying!”

And talk about big… this poster is a whopping 20″x 36″! If you ever wanted to cover your room with imagery of a plumber being senselessly murdered, this is your opportunity!

Also as an exclusive bonus, this mega-poster also includes five secret BONUS DEATHS never seen online! What are they? The only way to find out is to pick one up!

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Finally, after literally DAYS of waiting, we have a way for you to augment reality with your 3DS on the go, without the need of carrying around those incredibly bulky paper cards!

I mean seriously, what is this the 1890′s? Get with the times you old codger!

And yes, this shirt DOES work with your 3DS as a functioning AR card! Check out the videos below!

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I swear to God when I evolve I’m going to kill you all. Which for your information is at level 20!

My advice… never get on a Magikarp’s bad side. Some day you may come to regret it!

Today he knows Splash Attack, but tomorrow it could be Dragon Rage!
From the popular Halolz submission!

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