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Portal 2 Deluxe Light-Up Action Figures

Comments Off | This entry was posted on May 08 2013
Portal 2 ATLAS & P-body Limited Edition Action Figures Portal 2 Chell Limited Edition Action Figures Portal 2 Meet ATLAS and P-body

The life of an Aperture Science test subject is not an easy one.

Between the nearly unsolvable spacial puzzles, dangerous sentry turrets, and a murderous AI that’s full of contempt, there are plenty of reasons to be stressed out.

But somehow Chell and the bots put up with it all, without even a single word of complaint! Now that’s dedication to science.


Features:

  • • 6.5-7.5″ Tall, Fully Articulated
  • • Includes LED Light-Up Portal Gun
  • • Bots Have Light-Up Eyes
  • • Limited Edition Figures


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Aperture 1970′s Diner Mug

Comments Off | This entry was posted on Jan 30 2013
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Portal 2 Aperture 1970's Diner Mug   Portal 2 Aperture 1970's Diner Mug


The 70′s were an excellent era for Aperture Science Innovators. It involved the three tiers of research and development: The Heimlich Counter-Maneuver (for when you wanted to be sure someone choked to death), The Take-A-Wish Foundation (purchasing wishes from the ill and granting them to the healthy), and the Portal project.

Thankfully only one of these projects was seen through. But hey, if you’d like to raise a glass to failed projects, do so with this 70′s inspired ceramic mug!



  • 8 oz. Diner Mug……………………… $9.99 


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Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray

Comments Off | This entry was posted on Jan 08 2013
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Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray   Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray

You’re at an Aperture Science reunion party that GLaDOS is throwing; it’s just you and a bunch of robots, a total circuit-fest. There’s no food or drinks and nobody is talking to anyone, at least in any audible language you can understand. So, it’s basically a silent gathering of robots and you’re standing alone in the corner.

You found yourself some water, which was surprisingly difficult, but it’s warm. Hot, actually, because it came from a cooling tank for the incinerator. The incinerator reminds you of your old friend Companion Cube. While you’re reminiscing, GLaDOS calls out and says she has a surprise for you. She leads you to the freezer and shows you something that brings a tear to your eyes: a tray of Companion Ice Cubes. Your drink won’t scald you any longer and you finally have a friend at the party.


Features:

  • • Ice cube tray makes tiny,
  •    icy Companion Cubes
  • • Each tray makes 10
  •    Companion Cube ice cubes
  • • 10.75″ x 4.5″ x 1.5″
  • • Material: Food-safe silicone
  •    rubber


  • Companion Cube Ice Tray….. $12.99

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Aperture Warning Sign Coasters

Comments Off | This entry was posted on Dec 14 2012
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Aperture Labs test subjects have a lot of stress in their daily routine. Wouldn’t it be nice if there was one less thing they had to worry about?

Well great news! Obsessing over beverage condensation ruining your delicate furniture is a thing of the past with our Aperture Science Warning Sign Coasters!

Not only will these durable ceramic coasters defend your coffee table with the vigilance of a sentry turret, but the eight different warning signs imprinted on each one will give you a gentle reminder of the hardships you’re sure to experience in tomorrow’s round of tests!


Features:

  • • Set of 8 ceramic coasters
  • • Each coaster is 3.5″ x 3.5″
  • • Comes with a black storage
  •    container when not in use
  • • Cork padding protects your
  •    surfaces
  • Coasters may have small imperfections



  • Ceramic Coaster Set…………….$17.99


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Customizable Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

Comments Off | This entry was posted on Dec 07 2012
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Portal 2 Aperture Science Customizable Portal Gun Device   Customizeable Portal Gun Device Kit
Portal 2 Aperture Science Customizable Portal Gun Device  


Sick of that painfully long commute? Tired of running upstairs to use the can? Is reaching into the fridge to grab a soda a chore?

Well not to worry friends, because all of your quantum tunneling problems will be solved with the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device!

And now with our latest model, the "Customizable Device Kit" you get a a blank white device with all the extras you’ll need to create an Atlas, p-Body or Chell version
(or create your own!)


Features:

  • • 1:1 Scale Replica
  • • Portal Firing Sound Effects
  • • Includes 4 Aperture Decals
  • • Includes 4 Plastic Stripes
  •    with magnetic backing
  • • Four light up LED color options
  •    (red, orange, purple & blue)
  • Requires 3 “C” Batteries (not included)
  • Only Available for U.S. Shipping
  • Ships UPS Ground


  • Aperture Portal Device………… $149.99

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Portal 2 Test Chamber Squares Scarf

Comments Off | This entry was posted on Dec 05 2012
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This Aperture Science Test Chamber Square scarf is a fantastic way to keep test subjects warm and cozy while in the cold, sterilized test chambers that they will be forever confined to.

However, if you find that you are not one of those poor souls, this scarf is sure to keep you warm outside of the chambers, where you can remember their sacrifices for science.



  • Soft Acrylic Fiber Scarf………………$19.99


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Weighted Companion Cube Tin Lunch Box

Comments Off | This entry was posted on Nov 21 2012
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You know what’s terrible? Being alone, and being hungry. Have no fear, we have the solution for not one but both of those problems. Introducing the Aperture Science Companionship Inducing Food Carrying Device, or more simply the Companion Cube Lunchbox.

While it won’t actually warm your food, its radiant simplicity will fill you with warmth in your heart.


Features:

  • • This lunchbox will actually hold
  •   food in it. Amazing!
  • • Official Portal 2 product!


  • Tin Lunch Box………………………$17.99


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PotatOS Science Kit

Comments Off | This entry was posted on Nov 21 2012
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Portal 2 PotatOS Science Kit   Portal 2 PotatOS Science Kit


Did you miss the children’s science fair at Aperture Labs? Well not to worry… we’ve packaged nearly everything you need to recreate the experience in this handy PotatOS Science Kit, including a miniature science fair poster!

Why “nearly everything,” you ask? Well you’ll have to provide your own potato! Then just follow the directions and in minutes you’ll turn that mild-mannered tuber into your very own PotatOS that lights up and insults you, just like old times.


Features:

  • • Includes parts to make
  •    PotatOS (except the potato)
  • • 17 GLaDOS audio clips
  • • Light blinks when GLaDOS speaks
  • • Batteries: CR2032 (included)



  • Portal 2 Science Kit………………$16.99


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Cave Johnson Talking Portrait

Comments Off | This entry was posted on Nov 20 2012
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Scientists and test subjects alike will have no problem staying inspired with our full size Cave Johnson Talking Portrait! It’s the perfect addition to any scientific facility, office, or bedroom.

Of course no portrait of Cave Johnson would be complete without some scientific enhancement, which is why each one comes with built in pre-recorded messages by the man himself!

The lab boys were against it since he often spoils data for the control group, but we went ahead and did it anyway!


Features:

  • • 15.5" x 11.5" (ready to hang)
  • • 13 different recordings
  • • Motion or button activated
  • • Realistic frame & painting texture
  •  Requires 3 “AAA” Batteries (not included)



  • Talking Portrait…………$39.99 $32.99


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Weighted Companion Cube Plush

Comments Off | This entry was posted on Nov 12 2012
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Portal 2 Weighted Companion Cube Plushie Plush   Portal 2 Weighted Companion Cube Plushie Plush

Ever since we moved to our new warehouse we’ve been wondering why there was a Vital Apparatus Vent sticking out of the ceiling.

Then the other day I happened to be standing on the giant red button in the middle of the room, and wouldn’t you know it, Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cubes started dropping out!

The thing is, I have no idea what to do with these things! They’re pretty soft and might be good for holding down any switches or buttons you have around your home and/or test chamber?


Features:

  • • Two sizes, 6"x 6" or 4"x 4"
  • • So very soft
  • • Will never threaten to stab you
  • • In fact, cannot speak



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