Scout here! Y’know, runnin’ rings around all them molasses-slow dummies out there on the battle-field is thirsty frickin’ work.

But when it comes to quenchin’ that thirst, only one thermonuclear thirst detonator packs all the “Atomic Punch” you’ll ever need.

Bonk! is fulla radiation, which as we all know is pretty great for givin’ people superpowers. Just one can’ll blast ya into a few-second rush of radioactive energy so powerful you’ll be dodgin’ bullets like they ain’t even there!

• 12 oz. Drink Tumbler ……………… $12.99 

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Who’s the Pyro’s best friend? Why the Mayor of Pyroland himself, the Balloonicorn!

Direct from the Meet the Pyro video comes this adorable new plush!

Even if you can’t view the world in Pyrovision, you’ll still be able to see (and hug!) this twelve inch tall pink bundle of joy!

And if that wasn’t enough, each Balloonicorn comes with a code for a genuine quality TF2 Balloonicorn item! Share the magic with your friends, and your enemies!

• Team Fortress 2 Plush …………… $24.99 

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Attention demolition experts! Have you been looking for some adorable new ordinance? Then why not try our new Sticky Bomb Plush toys direct from Mann Co.!

Virtually identical to their in-game counterparts (except for the explosives), these plushie bombs will protect your home or gravel pit in style!

Each plush sphere measures 4 1/2″ in diameter.

Available in:

• RED Team Sticky Bomb………. $14.99
• BLU Team Sticky Bomb……….. $14.99

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Before Archimedes came into The Medic’s care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing.

He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister’s wedding as the best day of his life. He’s been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.

Take home this plush replica of every medic’s favorite pet dove, and you’ll also recieve a Team Fortress 2 code that unlocks a genuine quality Archimedes in-game item!

Each Archimedes measures 9″ tall, 12″ long and 5″ wide.

• 9" Archimedes Plush…………….. $24.99

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Desk defense has never been easier with Mann Co.’s latest product breakthrough, the mini-mercenary!

Place these 7" tall Team Fortress 2 action figures within your home
(or near your control point) and intruders will know you mean business!

Order now, and Saxton Hale will personally throw in a code for an exclusive TF2 in-game item (which has yet to be revealed) with each figure! What a deal!

Features:

• • 7″ Tall, Fully Articulated
• • Includes Exclusive In-Game
•    TF2 Item Code
• • Limited to 10,000 Pieces Each

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Available for Preorder!

Starts shipping mid-July

They’re deplorably adorable.

Available in:

• Pyro (Burning Heart) $19.99
• Scout (Quick and Deadly) $19.99

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"Do you believe in magic, in a young girl’s heart? How the music can free her, whenever it starts?

And it’s magic, if the music is groovy. It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie.

I’ll tell you about the magic, and it’ll free your soul… but it’s like tryin’ to tell a stranger ’bout rock and roll."

Direct from the Meet the Pyro video comes the adorable Balloonicorn!

Even if you can’t view the world in Pyrovision, you’ll still be able to see (and hug!) this three foot tall inflatable bundle of pink joy!

And if that wasn’t enough, each Balloonicorn comes with a code for a genuine quality TF2 Balloonicorn item! Impress your friends, and your enemies!

• 36" Inflatable Toy………………… $26.99

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With an unparalleled prowess for
all things pyro, you wield a flamethrower like a roman candle.

Those who foolishly stand before you evaporate like a lint tray, and sneaking spies run in fear from your afterburn.

You put lighter fluid on your tacos, and drink napalm with dinner.

Who ever said you shouldn’t play with fire?

An official TF2 t-shirt, just in time for the Pyromania update!

Available in:

• Mens (Smoldering Ash Grey) ………. $15.99

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Sizes: Standard Fit Mens T-Shirt