Cave Johnson here!

Here at Aperture Laboratories we know that safety is job one. That’s why we designed the Aperture Brand Plush Turret… a cuddly 14.5" tall device that fires a hail of bullets at anything that moves. Because really, what could keep your home safer than that?

So pick up our consumer model of the Aperture Turret today, and keep your loved ones safe the old fashioned way… with a hundred rounds of ammunition!

Cave Johnson, we’re done here.

Features:

• • Over 14 inches tall
• • Motion activated
• • Also activates when knocked over
• • Includes 11 different sayings
• • Eye glows when online
• (requires 3 AAA batteries, not included)

• Deluxe Talking Plushie……….. $45.00

Now shipping!

Ships within 1-4 business days